Home Homeopathy in the Head

Image: Skull Toilet.

A homeopathic remedy is created by diluting a substance in liquid and then shaking it. The process is repeated with serial dilution until no molecules of the original substance remain in the liquid.
Many men already use the process of serial dilution as a method to clean a toilet bowl. They just keep on flushing until there are no visible remnants. In this way, they avoid using that unmanly toilet bowl brush.
By the same logic, the toilet bowl serial dilution system can be used to make home homeopathy remedies that will have the same efficacy as the remedies found in pharmacies. Also, clinical evidence from a CockRain Library meta-analysis has conclusively shown that a free home made remedy is less expensive than a purchased remedy.
Most substances will be sufficiently diluted after ten flushes and proper shaking is achieved by the toilet vortex.

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