What cigarette do you smoke Doctor?

Cigarette smoking doctors seen on YouTube:

"In the late 1940s and early 1950s, RJ Reynold Tobacco Company featured doctors as Camel smokers in commercials in order to ease consumer fears about smoking."

iPod Shuffle IUD

Hypothesis:

• The small size of the Apple's iPod shuffle, low cost and its ubiquitousness among fertile young women would makes it a perfect device to use as an intrauterine device (IUD) contraceptive.

The Future:

• Future updates of the iPod shuffle should incorporate wireless electromagnetic battery charging and wireless syncing to also allow for the long term use of the shuffle as a music device.

-this is a joke, do not try at home.

The Simpsons-Homer Evolution

"Homer evolves from a single cell organism into a couch potato."

Video: The Simpsons - Homer Evolution

The Future of Man-How Will Evolution Change Humans? - www.scientificamerican.com

"The fossil record of skull sizes over the past several thousand generations shows that our days of rapid increase in brain size are long over. Accordingly, most scientists a few years ago would have taken the view that human physical evolution has ceased. But DNA techniques, which probe genomes both present and past, have unleashed a revolution in studying evolution; they tell a different story."

The Condom Song

You desire for sex with multiple partners?



Just join a dance troop and use different colored condoms.

Elmo FLU Prevention PSA

Happy and Healthy on Sesame Street:

"Elmo and Gordon offer their flu prevention tips on staying happy and healthy. These videos help kids practice habits such as washing their hands and sneezing into their elbow.
More flu into at http://www.flu.gov
This video was produced in partnership with the Ad Council and Sesame Workshop."

Video: Elmo FLU PSA

Sun burn joke

Why use a tanning bed when you could just as easily get a tan at home.
Indoor Tanning Isn't Pretty by the Canadian Dermatology Association :

Mouse Allergy?

Lactose intolerance is not an allergy! It is an enzyme deficiency,

My Thumb Will Go On

More from Titanic with apologies to Celine Dion and My Heart Will Go On.

Video: Thumbtanic: My Heart is a Thumb.




The thumb contrasts with each of the other four by being the only digit that:

    Is opposable to the other four fingers
    Has two phalanges rather than three
    Has greater breadth in the distal phalanx than in the proximal phalanx
    Is attached to such a mobile metacarpus (which produces most of the opposability)
(wikipedia)

Sweet Urine

The Importance Of Observation In Medicine:

It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine."

He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of Urine. He then talked at length about Diabetes mellitus. "Diabetes," he said, "is a greek name; but the Romans noticed that the bees like the urine of diabetics, so they added the word mellitus which means sweet as honey. Well, as you know, you may find sugar in the urine of a diabetic ... "

By now the nurse had returned with a sample of urine which the registrar promptly held up like a trophy. We stared at that straw colored fluid as if we had never seen such a thing before. The registrar then startled us. He dipped a finger boldly into the urine, then licked his finger with the tip of his tongue. As if tasting wine, he opened and closed his lips rapidly. Could he perhaps detect a faint taste of sugar?

The sample was passed on to us for an opinion. We all dipped a finger into the fluid, all of us foolishly licked that finger. "Now," said the Registrar grinning, "You have learned the first principle of diagnosis. I mean the power of observation."

We were baffled. We stood near the sluice room outside the ward, and in the distance, some anonymous patient was explosively coughing. "You see," the registrar said continuing triumphantly, "I dipped my MIDDLE finger into the urine, but licked my INDEX finger -- not like all you chaps.

Dr. Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover

What is the best way to remove a tattoo?
Is laser tattoo removal the best way to remove your unwanted tattoo?

In the United States, about 17% of people with tattoos experience some regret. (Wikipedia Tattoo Removal)

Video: Dr. Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover - SNL