Showing posts with label medical school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label medical school. Show all posts

September 13, 2014

Sweet Urine

The Importance Of Observation In Medicine:

It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine."

He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of Urine. He then talked at length about Diabetes mellitus. "Diabetes," he said, "is a greek name; but the Romans noticed that the bees like the urine of diabetics, so they added the word mellitus which means sweet as honey. Well, as you know, you may find sugar in the urine of a diabetic ... "

By now the nurse had returned with a sample of urine which the registrar promptly held up like a trophy. We stared at that straw colored fluid as if we had never seen such a thing before. The registrar then startled us. He dipped a finger boldly into the urine, then licked his finger with the tip of his tongue. As if tasting wine, he opened and closed his lips rapidly. Could he perhaps detect a faint taste of sugar?

The sample was passed on to us for an opinion. We all dipped a finger into the fluid, all of us foolishly licked that finger. "Now," said the Registrar grinning, "You have learned the first principle of diagnosis. I mean the power of observation."

We were baffled. We stood near the sluice room outside the ward, and in the distance, some anonymous patient was explosively coughing. "You see," the registrar said continuing triumphantly, "I dipped my MIDDLE finger into the urine, but licked my INDEX finger -- not like all you chaps.

October 3, 2009

Funny Medical Mnemonics

Medical students use humorous medical mnemonics to remember their anatomy.
These medical mnemonics are often bizarre and sexual, making them easier to remember.


The eight bones of the wrist:
Scaphoid, Lunate, Triquetrum, Pisiform, Trapezium, Trapezoid, Capitate, Hamate.

  • Some Lovers Try Positions That They Cannot Handle.
The four branches of the facial nerve:
Temporal, Zygomatic, Buccal, Masseteric, Cervical.
  • Ten Zebras Bit My Cock.
The four valves of the heart (from right to left):
Tricuspid, Pulmonary, Mitral, Aortic.
  • Toilet Paper My Ass.
Sperm pathway through the male reproductive tract:
Seminiferous tubules, Epididymis, Vas deferens, Ejaculatory duct, Nothing, Urethra, Penis.
  • SEVEN UP.

Related Link:
Eponyms (for students) - iPhoneClinical.com